I walked into the break room tonight at work. Nobody was in there but me. I spent a period of a couple minutes putting my food away and washing out my cup, and nobody entered the room during that time. I looked over to the water cooler, with the intention of filling up my cup, and I saw that the water in the water cooler jug was moving, as if it had been jarred. I approached it, and I couldn't discern any vibrations in the floor or wall near the cooler, nor were any perceptible movements being produced by the mechanics of the water cooler itself. I watched it for a while, and it seemed to clearly possess a life of its own.
I drank about a quart of the stuff. I haven't died yet, so it's possible I am the Kwisatz Haderach.
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Aqua Vitae! Hahaha, I've still got it!
As for the story, thanks.. countless hours of Kirk Fogg and Olmec have dried out my brain a la California raisins. The change of pace from the monotony of Nick GaS was much appreciated.
PS: I hate blogger.... >:(
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